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Gerry Berry is good at stuff. What kind of stuff? You know how you’re good at the few things you know to do and all that? Yeah well Gerry Berry invented that. But Gerry Berry also has a softer side. Turn him over. See? Nice, huh. Ok that’s enough.

Thumb Crumba is the best. He doesn’t win…he won. He isn’t a contender. He already contended. You know the big race coming up next year? Won it. You know how they have tryouts next week? Made the team already. You know how we have that one little empty hole inside which brings tears when we think about it? No? Please help Thumb Crumba. LOL fake! He won!

Langis thinks whales are real. I know…roll eyes time. Anyway, call him a wacky guy but he really thinks whales exist. Just don’t ask him why you’ve only seen blurry photos of whales or why they don’t just swim up onto the lawn and say hi. Or why only swimmers see them. Just hold his hand and be there for him.

Gleno likes to ride bikes. Wanna ride bikes? Ok well have fun, remember to wear your helmet. Gleno and his pal Sour Corn spend their days discussing the meaning of life, ponder on the existence of whales, and like to write sci-fi stories about humans, if there is such a thing. Since you kinda look like one, would you let him hang for a bit? A few years would do. Couple of decades would rock. Thanks.

Wrey Wrinko Dude! No way bro! Serious? Woooaaaaahhh! For real? No wait wait wait…wait…Dude!!!!! No way bro! Dude! No way bro! Serious? Woooaaaaahhh! For real? No wait wait wait…wait…

Zoltan Zolto pretty much keeps to himself. Kinda like you. See, before you raise an eyebrow…think about it. Did you go around telling everyone how awesome you are today? Well neither did Zoltan Zolto. Wow you guys are birds of a feather, huh. Zoltan Zolto also keeps his snack secrets to himself, but would be willing to share if you are.

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